Hello

[John Broyles]

Hello, my name is John and I am an alcoholic...whoops sorry Ladies and Gentleman wrong forum. Forgive the lapse of fluidity (and every thing else). Hello my aspiring writers (I aspire never to max out my Visa again, though I probably will), I wish you most well greetings from planet John ( I am not half as neurotic in person than I appear online). Production of mental devises near completion in retrofitting my old time machine that will transport me out of this recession, maybe back to... the day before I said "I do" to my ex wife. No she's doing great on the front line in Iraq no I'm kidding she has been laid off from GM for five years in Dayton, Ohio or as the locals now refer to as "Parking Lot City."
Anyway my global neighbors I am writing these dashes of lunacy to see you laugh. Haha there it is. Feels good don't it? Now pass it along and write something damnitt originally you.